is your cat a 10?
Brutally honest AI cat ratings.
Upload a photo, get a score out of 100.
is your cat a 10?
Upload a photo and our AI judge will deliver an honest and adorable verdict.
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will your cat win cat of the week?
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How is my cat scored?
Every cat is judged by AI across five categories, each worth a different share of the overall score:
- Cuteness · 30% — pure adorableness. Big eyes, soft features, general squishiness.
- Fluffiness · 25% — volume and magnificence of fur. Hairless = low. Maine coon in winter = high.
- Gremlin Factor · 20% — how likely is this cat to push a vase off a shelf out of spite. High = absolute chaos goblin.
- Royal Energy · 20% — "I own this house. You are tolerated." How imperious and regal.
- Loaf Form · 5% — perfection of the tucked-paw potato loaf position. Only counts if your cat is actually loafing in the photo.
Each category is scored 0 to 100. Your overall score is the weighted average, shown to one decimal point so close cats can be properly ranked. If two cats tie on overall, the cuter cat wins the tiebreak — then fluffiness, gremlin, royal, loaf, in that order.
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