from the makers of the arcade

a game starring your cat

Not a reskin. A bespoke browser game built around one specific cat: their enemies, their obsessions, their kingdom. The strangest, most personal gift a cat person can get.

commission a game
pay nothing today. we send you the concept first.

how deep it goes

The free arcade lets any rated cat play our games. A commissioned game is built the other way round: the game is made of their life.

the boss is their sworn enemy. The vacuum cleaner. The neighbour's jack russell. A cucumber. You tell us who the villain is.
the power-ups are their obsessions. Biltong extra lives. A catnip speed boost. The specific red blanket that must never be washed.
the world is theirs. Their garden, their couch, the forbidden kitchen counter. The game-over screen says the thing you always say to them.

pick a game style

Five proven templates, each rebuilt around your cat.

🏃 platformer 🌀 maze escape 🏰 tower defence 🏂 endless runner 🧩 puzzle

three tiers

Every tier gets its own private link, playable on any phone or laptop, yours forever.

house cat
R1,499 ~$79
  • one game style
  • 5 custom elements (hero, boss, power-up, world colours, game-over line)
  • your cat's photo as the character
  • ready in about a week
most popular
street legend
R2,999 ~$159
  • everything in house cat
  • 10 custom elements, incl. custom-drawn boss + two unique power-ups
  • personalised level design (their house, their street)
  • one free revision
absolute unit
R4,999 ~$259
  • everything in street legend
  • three levels with a story arc
  • family members as characters
  • custom gift-reveal page ("press start" moment)
  • two free revisions

how it works

1
tell us about the cat
the form below. fears, loves, grudges. the weirder the better.
2
get the concept
within 48 hours we email the game concept. pay nothing until you love it.
3
approve + pay
secure payment via paystack. then we build.
4
press start
a private link, about a week later. perfect for a birthday reveal.

commission a game

Costs nothing to ask. We reply within 48 hours with the concept.

the boss, the power-ups and the jokes come from what you write here. detail = magic.
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