the arcade
quick, silly games starring your own rated cat. rate a cat to play as your own and climb the leaderboards.
the decatlon
all ten games, back to back, one combined score. play, die, 3-2-1, next game. the ultimate test of cat. weekly and all-time champions.
enter the decatloncat flap
flap your cat through the gaps. one tap, brutal, addictive. weekly and all-time leaderboards.
play nowcucumber dash
slide your cat to catch falling treats and dodge the cucumbers. one touch ends it. weekly and all-time boards.
play nowzoomies
the 3am sprint. tap to jump obstacles, double-jump for the high fish. how far can your cat run? weekly and all-time boards.
play nowlaser pounce
tap the laser dot before it darts away. miss and your combo dies. pure reflex. weekly and all-time boards.
play nowcopycat
watch the paws light up, then tap them back in order. the sequence grows. pure memory. weekly and all-time boards.
play nowcat stack
tap to drop each cat onto the tower. overhang gets sliced off. how high can you go? weekly and all-time boards.
play nowwhack-a-hadeda
tap the hadedas as they pop up, but spare the gnomes. fast, twitchy accuracy. weekly and all-time boards.
play nowcatnip beat
tap each lane as the note hits the line. keep the rhythm, keep the combo. weekly and all-time boards.
play nowtreat ninja
swipe to slice the flying treats, never the cucumbers. fast, juicy combos. weekly and all-time boards.
play nowcat climber
bounce your cat up the shelves forever. tilt or drag to steer, don't fall. weekly and all-time boards.
play nowyour cat: the game
commission a game built around one specific cat. their enemies as bosses, their obsessions as power-ups. the ultimate cat-person gift.
commission a gamethe reject shelf
games the chairman does not endorse. they exist. they have leaderboards. he asks that you not tell him your scores.
cat snake
eat the fish to grow your cat, but don't bite your own tail or hit the walls. weekly and all-time boards.
play nowcrossy-cat
hop your cat up across the roads and rivers without getting squashed or drowned. weekly and all-time boards.
play nowpaw pong
bounce the yarn off your cat to smash every block. don't let it drop. weekly and all-time boards.
play nowmerge cats
slide to merge matching cats into bigger ones. how high can you climb before the board jams? weekly and all-time boards.
play nowyarn toss
drag back to aim, release to fling the yarn and knock down the tins. pure aim. weekly and all-time boards.
play nowmidnight maze
guide your cat through the dark to the food bowl before the timer runs out. swipe or arrows. weekly and all-time boards.
play nowcat-pult
drag back, aim and fling your cat for distance. tap to boost, grab fish, bounce off birds. weekly and all-time boards.
play nowfish hooked
tap when the marker hits the green zone to reel one in. dead-centre perfects build your combo. weekly and all-time boards.
play nowthe chairman is tallying scores.